Mediawatch: When Erik ten Hag issues ‘brutal home truths’ that are nothing of the sort
When do ‘truths’ become ‘brutal home truths’? When you can pretend that the Man Utd manager has said something controversial…
When do ‘truths’ become ‘brutal home truths’? When you can pretend that the Man Utd manager has said something controversial…
You know who absolutely know how to win the World Cup for England? Some players who never came close, that’s who…
The World Cup final was brilliant. Lionel Messi and Kylian Mbappe were phenomenal. But it is all about Liverpool because their transfers obviously Mean More.
Harry Maguire has an unexpected Man Utd lifeline, Lionel Messi is revealed to be a bulliable fraud and the single worst silence ever has been broken.
Lionel Messi and Kylian Mbappe are ‘enemies’ and there is indisputable proof. But poor Olivier Giroud will definitely be dropped for their showdown.
Oh Ronaldo. Silly, unemployed Ronaldo. He really should have thought before opening his mouth in 2019 about Joao Felix.
Why did England lose? Was it a missed penalty or can it all be put at the feet of Gareth Southgate, a failure despite his players not being very good. ...
Henry Winter is usually to be found calling players ‘class acts’ but he is so very angry about England and Gareth Southgate and says you should be too.
This week’s reporting on England and Kylian Mbappe is enough to make us want a France thrashing in the quarter-final. But Gareth Southgate is going all out.
As England v France edges closer, should somebody let the English tabloids know that France have more than Kylian Mbappe?
Portuguese newspapers got giddy about a first World Cup quarter-final in 16 years instead of Ronaldo. What the actual f***?
If you thought Gareth Southgate was the mastermind behind an England success engineered by Jude Bellingham and friends, you forgot about David Beckham.
England beat Senegal and Jude Bellingham was phenomenal, which is a whole load of Jude Bellingham content if you run a Liverpool website…
It mainly revolves around the fact it was a perfectly legitimate Japan goal, even if it does predictably have one weary England supporter panicking.
Raheem Sterling has scored a goal, claimed an assist and was generally very good v Iran. But that was over a week ago now so…
As usual, there is some Grade A nonsense in among the England reaction after they beat Wales 3-0 on Tuesday night…
Wales v England is a do-or-maybe-not-do-just-don’t-get-absolutely-battered clash for England but that doesn’t mean there isn’t lots of front-page as well as back-page nonsense…
England have only played two games – and are unbeaten – but we’re already panicking about Phil Foden. This is England and it’s mental.
Cristiano Ronaldo has FINALLY spoken out about his situation with Man Utd, while there is debate over the message Harry Kane has sent to FIFA.
Sorry Piers Morgan because we thought you had been ghosted by Ronaldo and actually, the man has been in touch with emojis and nonsense…
We’re still pretending that Ronaldo might join Arsenal even though Piers Morgan has clearly been ghosted now his friend has got what he wants…
It’s no wonder Bukayo Saka is so brilliant. Gareth Southgate released the handbrake by doing his usual thing. And Jude Bellingham is built up
Surprised by Gareth Southgate choosing a back four and Bukayo Saka? You really shouldn’t be because this is England…
The world is in shock today as it emerges England fans (and all other fans) may be forced to endure World Cup matches while sober.
Man Utd claim to have a reasonable explanation for the Ronaldo poster removal but who believes that? Plus, James Maddison in England scare…
We’re into Day Three of Ronaldo and now he might be coached by a Neville! Plus, why are we all pretending that Harry Maguire playing would be a shock?
Yeah, it’s still all about that Cristiano Ronaldo interview, we’re afraid. Mediawatch can only work with what it’s given.
First, Ronaldo and Piers Morgan have a very likely friendship as like attracts like…and there is no way he will be joining Arsenal.
Including James Maddison has made Gareth Southgate ‘gung-ho’ but there’s one man who wants to know where the ‘big man’ is…
Haaland transfer news that isn’t Haaland transfer news, and Tuchel warnings that aren’t Tuchel warnings. It’s Mediawatch…
What could Man Utd defenders Harry Maguire and Lisandro Martinez have discussed in a ‘private chat’? Is it defending? Plus, shadows cast at Arsenal…
It is, inevitably, a Liverpool-heavy Mediawatch. Which billionaire will buy them? And why it could absolutely definitely be Elon Musk (it won’t be Elon Musk).
It’s a wonder Brazil want Gabriel Martinelli after that disaster v Chelsea. Even Christian Pulisic was better…