This means more clicks as Liverpool crowbarred into the Man City conversation
Man City should have allowed Bernardo Silva to leave for Barcelona even though they never made an offer. And Liverpool are crowbarred into the conversation.
Mediawatch
Newcastle join Arsenal in CL ‘group of death’ amid talk of Willian return
Newcastle could get a ‘group of death’ or they could be facing Rangers. Either or. And Arsenal are being used for clicks. And not just by us.
‘Snide’ referee bias v Liverpool? Journalists should leave that nonsense to fans
Liverpool had a VAR decision go against them on Saturday so obviously PGMOL are biased against the referee-bothering Jurgen Klopp.
Man Utd plunged into ‘transfer chaos’ amid ‘bad management’ and surprise Pochettino return
There is ‘transfer chaos’ at Man Utd after an ‘oversight’ which they aren’t guilty of whatsoever, while Mauricio Pochettino is coming back to Old Trafford.
Arsenal despair: Eight players leaving, Arteta future ‘thrown into question’ and a UCL Group of Death
Things just keep getting worse for second best team in the country Arsenal, who are hit with setback after non-existent setback in today’s Mediawatch.
No Erling Haaland? Arsenal would be champions and let’s get Man Utd in here somehow
Let’s just take away the goals of Erling Haaland that Manchester City would absolutely not replace and Manchester United would be humiliated. Or something.
Arsenal ‘flops’ in ‘title collapse’ that saw them lose two of 14 run-in games
Arsenal really did ‘bottle’ that didn’t they? They lost twice in almost three months, the big old flops.
Liverpool use genius negotiating tactic to secure first summer signing at knockdown price
The season is not even over but Liverpool have made a massive breakthrough in their attempts to sign Alexis Mac Allister from Brighton this summer.
Spurs have ‘their own version’ of Haaland and De Bruyne – and it might be better than the real thing
Is it fair to compare the relationship between a forward and a midfielder with a strike pairing? Should Haaland ever be described as ‘just a goalscorer’?
Kane hints at Spurs stay *and* ‘heightens rumours’ of Man Utd move, PLUS: was De Bruyne’s goal even LEGAL?
VAR should intervene even when it can’t intervene, Oliver Kahn responds by not responding, and Harry Kane hints at Spurs stay and Man Utd move at same time.
‘Eyebrows raised’ as Ten Hag goes soft and Lampard backed for permanent Chelsea job
Erik Ten Hag gave his players two days off after two defeats that makes him WORSE than Solskjaer as Frank Lampard earns a job…
Liverpool targeting ‘next Bruno Fernandes’ after making mystery Mac Allister bid
With Alexis Mac Allister on his way in the summer transfer window, Liverpool are looking to partner the Brighton midfielder with ‘the next Bruno Fernandes’.
Darwin Nunez ‘allowed to leave’ by Liverpool after Luis Suarez-like season?
Darwin Nunez has played more Premier League football than all but seven Liverpool players this season and that makes him a bit-part boy who can demand a move…
Boehly reeling from Lampard BLAST amid Thiago CLASS in latest Chelsea disasterclass
Chelsea’s latest nonsense has the Mirror following Frank Lampard’s cryptic clues, while Big Sam’s 100 per cent England record augurs well for Leeds…
Jordan Pickford and Mikel Arteta to face FA charges for ‘cheating’ and tapping-up?
Jordan Pickford ‘cheated’ by doing some research on Monday while a desperation for a back page leads to some Mikel Arteta nonsense.
Pochettino slammed for ‘utterly ludicrous’ Chelsea decision amid Fernandes ‘injury crisis’
Mauricio Pochettino has been hammered for waiting until the summer to take over at Chelsea instead of starting away at Premier League leaders Arsenal.
WATCH: The CHAOS as Haaland and Ben White ‘come to blows’ (without touching)
Erling Haaland ‘chased down Ben White’ by walking towards him while players ‘scrap’ and ‘come to blows’ after Manchester City beat Arsenal.
Arsenal set for Premier League title glory as ‘secret omen comes to light’ but Liverpool are cursed
There’s a massive game of football tonight in Man City v Arsenal and thus a massive amount of nonsense. And more supercomputer fun!
Four surprise twists in Pochettino to Chelsea as desperate Spurs reveal shock Kane plan
Chelsea plan to appoint Mauricio Pochettino as their new manager, even with the surprise revelations which keep rolling in. Like Harry Kane’s valuation.
Did Man Utd win ‘one of worst FA Cup semi-finals’ because of DNA or dark arts?
One journalist is seven so was bored by the lack of goals while another claims Manchester United are a ‘winning machine’ despite all the evidence.
De Gea escapes as ‘hapless’ Maguire takes bullets for Man Utd’s ‘unstoppable juggernaut’
No player emerged from another dreadful Man Utd defeat with credit, but David de Gea owes Harry Maguire for taking pretty much all of the subsequent flak.
Frank Lampard appointment a ‘masterstroke’ as four defeats earns him Chelsea promotion
We knew Frank Lampard would emerge blameless for the Chelsea omnishambles; we didn’t know he would emerge with a promotion…
Blameless Lampard haunted by Tuchel warning as Todd Boehly’s Chelsea crash out of Europe
Chelsea’s Champions League exit is pinned on Todd Boehly (fair) and things Thomas Tuchel said a year ago (not fair) but absolutely not Frank Lampard.
Hero Frank Lampard saves ‘rudderless’ Chelsea; Liverpool to SOMEHOW finish in top four
Frank Lampard is already being absolved of any and all blame for Chelsea and should we pretend Liverpool will finish in the top four?
Why it would actually be ‘a bad thing for Arsenal to win the league’
Arsenal have to not win the title to prove the point that nobody but Man City can win the title apparently…
Gareth Bale ‘arriving at Man Utd’ just as Casemiro has an ‘offer’ to leave?
We look at the Man Utd guff in the media so you don’t have to; first, let’s watch as Neil Custis discovers the meaning of substitutes.
Rio Ferdinand ‘incident’ masks Joe Cole’s weird Chelsea transfer message
Chelsea are going to struggle to sign good players in the Europa Conference League, but a Rio Ferdinand ‘incident’ is understandably dominating the news.
Bellingham offer explained as Liverpool hatch transfer master plan for Dortmund midfielder
Liverpool have suddenly withdrawn their interest in Jude Bellingham. Except this is all part of a masterful transfer plan and everyone has been reeled in.
Dele Alli needs help, not the usual despicable and dangerous reporting from reckless churnalists
Dele Alli might be absolutely fine. Dele Alli may need help and support. But one thing is for sure: he deserves so much better than this shameful reporting.
Chelsea latest: Lampard panic ‘makes perfect sense’ before orgy ban, awkward Keane reunion
The rush to justify Frank Lampard’s interim appointment is as fun as the clamour to report on a permanent Chelsea manager. But first, a slice of humble pie.
Chelsea to appoint Frank Lampard after he reminded them he existed!
Frank Lampard watched Chelsea on Tuesday night and now he ‘could’ be their caretaker boss even though the job doesn’t exist.
Todd Boehly to appoint new Chelsea boss on basis of 18-month-old Ronaldo April Fool?
Todd Boehly has made some odd Chelsea decisions but none would be odder than appointing Luis Enrique on the basis of a Rob Dorsett tweet about Ronaldo from 2021.
Graham Potter ousted for ‘shiny new toy from Germany’ as British media reacts
Chelsea sacking another Englishman for a German? Silly Chelsea, they were supposed to ignore the sh*tness.